… with Pam Ayres and Bollocks the Dog!
Hello readers, Bollocks the Dog here! As we all know the EDL are a hopeless bunch of drunk hooligans who have enormous difficulties separating fact from alcohol induced delirium. Today we expose the top 10 of the EDL’s classic lies and compare them with the reality everyone else lives in.
1.’We’re coming down the road!’
No, you’re standing behind a cordon in your own piss.
2. ‘EDL are the fastest growing protest group’
True! You are growing smaller at every demo!
3. ‘Neither Racist Nor Violent’
But both! EDL demos always descend into drunken infighting and racist chanting.
’4. We go where we want, when we want!’
No you don’t! You go where plod tells you when plod tells you and when plod have had enough they bus you out of there!
5. ‘They’ve Banned Christmas!’
Who? Where? We are still awaiting evidence for this claim!
6. ‘Unite The Right!’
Here are some of the far right groupuscules who have no intention of uniting with each other: EDL, SDL, NWI, NEI, ENA, SEA, EVF, MfE etc.
7. We’re getting our voices heard!’
Sadly, only by car park attendants on the outskirts of town. They are now nothing but an incontinent car park amusement freak show.
8. ‘Tommy Robinson Is A Political Prisoner!’
Tommy is in fact a career criminal and spiv who has been done for assault, football hooliganism, breaking bail conditions, using a false passport and alleged mortgage fraud. None of which is ‘political.’
9. ‘UAF support pedos!’
It is in the ranks of the EDL that sex offenders are found on a regular basis: Richard Price, Michael Coates, Matthew Woodward, Alan Thomas Ellis, Brett Moses, and just recently Jack Edmonds, as well as SDL additions Stephen Payne and Paul Newlands and let’s not forget Nigel Hesmondalgh of the BNP.
10. The ‘UAF’ are the ‘unwashed.’
And continuing with our Far Right Amazing Lookalikes, today we present Derek Shiteyes from the EDL ‘Hitler Youth Division’
And the banjo kid from Deliverance!
And today’s EDL Eejit is this arsebugle.
Be Seeing You!