Today’s Ugly Bastard Award goes to this charmer!
By Jay Downes
SDL: Pissed Up, Pissed Off And Pissed Pants!
No Surrender To Basic Hygiene!
Wrong!
Joanne ‘Bus Stop Pole Dancer’ Dickens!
Put em back in love, you’re scaring the children! She had her handbag nicked by 1 of her fellow patriots on Saturday. We have it here!
It has been a dreadful weekend for Nick Griffin, the BNP, the English Defence League and the collected scrotes of the Scottish Defence League and Infidels factions. Braw! To start with Nick ‘that’s not a saveloy’ Griffin has been accused of being a ‘sex pest’ by the fragrant Claudia Dalgleish who has revealed that he sent saucy messages and exposed himself whilst eating a take-oot in the car. Ms Dalgleish was recently the partner of BNP chap Steve Squire and she had been trying to scale the dizzying heights of far right politics. However, she subsequently fell out with Mr Squire and the Griffclops for varied reasons too scandalous (and, to be honest, too tedious) to detail and in the time-honoured cliché of ‘the woman scorned’ has expressed her dissatisfaction by selling her story to the Daily Star. Crivvens! Like Mr Tommy of the EDL, Griffclops has now been condemned to sleeping in the spare room by the Mrs along with a couple of mouldy Nazi uniforms and large quantities of unused BNP membership cards. Far be it for anti-fascists to have any sympathy whatsoever with the ridiculous Griffclops but Ms Dalgleish, who appears to have been somewhat surgically inflated, seems to be a bit of an attention seeker. As the phrase goes, ‘lie down with dogs …’ etc, then this pic doesn’t do here many favours.
However, that is not going to stop us indulging in a wee bit of schadenfreude at the Griffclops’s expense!
In case you have been dead for the last week there has been much ado about the far right demonstrating in Hyde over the recent attack on Daniel Stringer. The EDL decided to have a demo there despite being asked not to by Stringer’s family. The BNP, desperately sensing a publicity stunt, decided to piggyback it and claim it as their own despite having stated that BNP members were not allowed to play with the EDL. Recriminations subsequently flew. On the day a piss poor turnout of about 50 BNP was slightly outnumbered by the EDL. The BNPers were furious with other members for not showing up for a ‘national demo’ and the EDL were furious with the BNP for hijacking their brazen publicity stunt. Griffin was told off by plod about ‘going too far’ in his speech and they had had been worried all week but on the day the fascists were all force marched to ‘defend’ the Asda carpark and stand about wondering why on earth they all bothered. The much awaited ‘race war’ failed to ignite and after an hour or two everyone went home again feeling very disappointed indeed.
After Griffin had left the podium and was out of earshot, Mr Tommy of the EDL ordered BNP flags and placards to be removed and then nicked off to Rochdale, desperately trying to capitalise on recent disturbances there. Earlier this week a bunch of pissed hooligans attacked a takeaway because they were selling encyclopedos or something and the windows got done. Mr Tommy arrived to whip up a frenzy but no-one noticed. Later in Manchester a bunch of EDL got very mouthy with some Wrexham supporters who took umbrage and told them off in no uncertain terms! Speaking of Association Soccer, the EDL had promised vengeance for their humiliation by Ajax fans a while back in Holland and had attempted to rally the troops on Facebook. Then realising that it is illegal to organise football violence on the internet quickly removed the statement. Luckily, our chums over on EDL News got a copy of it and posted it for all to see. And it’s here:
http://www.edlnews.co.uk/edl-news/edl-admin-call-for-revenge-against-visiting-ajax-football-fans
Whoops! Needless to say nothing happened and the EDL who are not exactly well established at either of the Manchester soccer teams were once again embarrassed.
Meanwhile, up here in Scotland the SDL had a ‘mass rally’ in Glesgae (that’s Glasgow to you, Jimmy!) and got together with the ‘chav scrotes’ of the North East and North West Infidels and together further proclaimed their support for the National Front. The very few of them gathered up in St Enoch’s Square (how appropriate) to unfurl St. George flags and sing Rule Britannia. Good one! Everyone was really impressed. Eejits. They were vastly outnumbered by anti-fascists and most passers-by just appeared confused as to who the SDL etc., were. Here’s an on-the-spot report from Glasgow anarchists:
https://glasgowanarchists.wordpress.com/2012/02/25/glasgow-anti-fascists-1-0-sdl-nwi-nei/#more-995
A few more arrived hopelessly late on a coach after having got lost although the rumours were flying that they were late because of playing ’Soggy Biscuit.’ Apparently Liam ‘Dairylea’ Pinkham won!
Following last week in Liverpool when associated fascists attacked a Republican march this weekend has been a welcome boost for antifascists and a dismal one for the far-right. And finally, we are pleased to announce the arrest of the British People’s Party candidate for Todmorden this week. He seems like a reasonable chap!
And as for this handsome charmer! Crivvens! Jings! And Help Ma Boab!
Be seeing you!
PS: from an anti-fascist in the know: ‘An SDL steward pissed himself after a copper refused to let him go out the cordon to the toilet. He then went back to the copper showing said copper he’d pissed himself.’
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Roberta 'EDL No' Moore
'Waaah! No Surrender!'
Karaoke Kev Karol: 'Sing, sing a song, sing it loud ...'
A parasite is an unwelcome entity and it attaches itself to a host body in order to perpetuate itself often at the expense of the host. Which is exactly what the EDL, the BNP and other associated far-right losers have been doing this week. In case you don’t know the delightful Emma West was up at Croydon magistrates the other day to plead not guilty to racially abusing passengers on a local tram. She has been hailed as a ‘nationalist hero’ by many on the far-right forums but how acting like a drunken, foul-mouthed, negligent parent is heroic is beyond us. The footage of her mouthing off has been seen by the entire population of England and her defence is that she had taken twice the amount of her usual medication that morning, i.e., 4 cans of Special Brew instead of 2. Despite being asked by West’s family not to come the BNP and hapless Britain First, run by exBNP shyster ‘Diamond’ Jim Dowson, rallied the troops at the courthouse and managed to amass a whole 12 between them. Well done! They also had to tell folks not to wear party badges etc as they don’t want to ‘prejudice the case.’ Too late! Her trial will now be in June and it don’t look good.
1 of these is an inarticulate, hairy arsed baboon. And so's the other 1!
Not ones to be outdone, or do very much efficiently, the English Defence League have been riding on the back of the Daniel Stringer case. Daniel and his mate were attacked in Hyde, Greater Manchester, and badly beaten allegedly by an Asian gang. The EDL have called a national protest on February 25th to ‘support’ Daniel’s family. Subsequently, the family have said they do not want anything to do with them but this hasn’t prevented the EDL from milking it for all they can. The EDL say they do not liaise with plod and ‘march where we want, when we want’ but in fact liaise with plod very much and do not march at all, anywhere, and usually end up being stuck in a carpark of the town they are ‘defending’ but they seem confident they will march in Hyde. The BNP are piggybacking the EDL and are going to Hyde as well. It comes as no surprise to antifascists that Nick Griffin is attempting to court potential EDL support.
Berks? Enuff Said!
This is not the only case that the far right grupuscules have attempted to hijack. On a very meagre scale the puny National Front attempted to hijack the case of Gavin Hopley in Oldham and managed to amass a whole 10 people but no one noticed. In Liverpool the useless Infidels staged a calamitous demo outside the courthouse the other week ‘protesting’ against ‘groomers’ and the Griffclops turned out for that 1 too. Of course it descended into chaos, the Infidels had a confrontation with the EDL faction, plod told them all to leave, 1 eejit got nicked, the defending barristers allegedly quit the case and plod have since warned the EDL officially stop interfering or face contempt charges.
BPP's Kevin Watmough: Oh Dear!
The Merseyside Infidels are hooking up with the toothless gluebags of the British People’s Party and the even more obscure England First today to ‘sort the IRA out’ and plan on attacking a Liverpool Republican march and then they are off to confront the Occupy protest. This will inevitably end in tears as they have a habit of announcing their intentions on Facebook and Twitter so plod can have plenty of warning. Eejits.
'No Surrender?'
The EDL get well vexed when referred to as drunken football hooligans but this week has shown them up as just that. In 2010, Mr Tommy and a small handful of chumleys went to Holland to ‘support’ right wing politician Geert Wilders who openly rejected their advances. They were then apparently attacked by Ajax fans and run out of town by anti-fascists who totally humiliated Mr Tommy by snatching his little flag off him. Read all abaht it here!
http://malatesta32.wordpress.com/2010/10/31/edl%e2%80%99s-dutch-courage-runs-out/
Well, Ajax are going to Manchester on the 23rd and the EDL has called for revenge. Crivvens! The EDL have fared pretty badly in Manchester in the past and local plod are fans of neither Mr Tommy nor the Infidels. So if any EDL actually turn up, and if plod aren’t all over them, and United fans don’t get at them or City fans don’t get at them then they should have a clear shot at the Ajax fans. Of course some of the more moderate EDL members were horrified at this blatant attempt to organize illegal football violence and the EDL Facebook admin quickly denied that they had anything to do with it or that it was in any way ‘official.’ In reality, if an admin allows something like this onto their Facebook page that makes it official. They quickly deleted it but our canny friends at EDL News managed to screenshot it! Oops!
http://www.edlnews.co.uk/edl-news/edl-admin-call-for-revenge-against-visiting-ajax-football-fans
Bill 'Chimps' Baker: not in this article.
It’s been a hard week for racists everywhere and in Plymouth one Ricky Moon was jailed for assault. Take a peek at the cheeky wee scrote here:
http://www.thisisplymouth.co.uk/FACE-RACIST-THUG/story-15254383-detail/story.html
A racist road rage incident ended with a jailing as did the racist abuse of a plod in South Shields. It’s is interesting how these racists bravely backtrack and deny what they have said or done once they are up in court. All of which bodes ill for the delightful Ms Emma West as plod is getting very serious about these kind of incidents and courts don’t look too kindly on them either so don’t forget your toothbrush next time you go Emma! Be seeing you!
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Crivvens! Jings! And Help Ma Boab! Mr Dave is up visiting his Caledonian cousins today hoping to make Scotland ‘stronger, safer, richer and fairer!’ Aye Mr Dave, cos you lot have got such a smashing track record for that up here haven’t you? Meanwhile, the small ragtag army of racketeers and bandits that constitute the Scottish Defence League are organising some ‘top secret’ flash demos in Glasgow via Facebook over the next couple of months because no one is paying attention to them. And for good reason cos they’re track record is shite as well! The SDL’s nebs were put out of joint this week after their ‘mass rally’ in Glasgow on the 25th was banned so they are now going to have a static protest where no doubt plod will outnumber them as usual. The SDL have had a poor history of protest with ‘successes’ like their tiny demo in Kilmarnock which no one noticed and the occasional turn out in Glasgow and Edinburgh where they have been massively outnumbered by anti-fascists. After 1 of their Edinburgh demo’s the entire leadership were nicked as well. Whit a hames! Best so far was when the ‘massed ranks’ of the SDL met up with the Northeast Infidels and National Front in Newcastle which ended up with them battering each other senseless. Well done.
NF Mass In Newcastle!
The SDL have fallen out with the Infidels and the SDL’s Steven Jacobs told John ‘Snowy’ Shaw to do one. There was an SDL member at the Infidels Rochdale washout and another got into plod bother at their ridiculous Islamic Argentinean Embassy no-show where 1 eejit was arrested trying to burn a flag. The SDL claim they are neither racist nor BNP but they are both and use their opposition to ‘Islamist Extremism’ as a way of venting their racism. Given that in Scotland there aren’t even 50,000 practicing Muslims out of 5 million then the amount of ‘extremists’ is likely to be very negligible indeed, i.e., a tiny percent of 1%. The SDL are also annoyed about ‘the foreigns coming over here and taking our jobs’ (whit fucken jobs?) conveniently forgetting the tens of 1,000s of Scots who have emigrated all over the world to work. As well as being ideologically confused the SDL also have major technical difficulties in that they are completely incapable of running a website and both of theirs have fallen into disuse over the last couple of years. At the moment they can barely manage a Facebook page which is hardly the mark of a competent organisation.
The Brain Behind The SDL
Of course, the main issue with the far right this last week has been the proposed Hyde demo also on the 25th of February. In case you don’t know a couple of wee laddies were beaten up and the EDL, BNP and Infidels factions have all been trying to hijack the case to get their much needed publicity fixes and to recruit numbers for their ailing organisations. The EDL have been the most active and stated they have been meeting with plod – what happened to ‘no more police liaison’ and ‘we march where we want, when we want’? The family have asked people to stay away but the EDL are determined not to waste this publicity stunt and have completely disregarded the feelings of the people they are ‘supporting.’ The far-right often attempt to capitalise on the grief of families in difficult times and the BNP, like the EDL, is no exception. Nick Griffin has been palling it up with the mother of missing teenager Charlene Downes. The Casuals United faction, led by convicted football hooligan Jeff ‘Stabber’ Marsh and ably supported by the comical ‘Marshy’s Angles,’ feel quite proprietorial about this case and have over-congratulated themselves on publicising it. Griffclops has flown in and tried to capitalise on the misery of the family thus pushing Stabber’s boys into the shade. This has pleased Jeffrey not a bit and he will no doubt take it up in person with the Griffclops when, or rather if, either of them ever get to Hyde. We shall see!
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Crivvens, Jings, and Help Ma Boab! Whit a mess! The Infidels and English Defence League demonstration against alleged child groomers in Liverpool backfired spectacularly this week and was characterised by all the ineptitude, stupidity and bitter rivalry that we know and love. The much diminished local EDL turned up but no-one wanted to talk to them and they were told to go and stand on the other side of the road by their ex-chumleys who now constitute the equally tiny Merseyside Infidels. Mr Tommy had asked if he would be safe if he came to sell some hoodies but was told that if he did he ‘would be going home in a box.’ Nice!
What is left of the Liverpool BNP had a wee outing too and even Nick Griffin returned from his political Euro-crypt to try and capitalise on other people’s misery but no-one was very interested. It was nice to see Uncle Nick making the effort and we are glad he has been working out – albeit at the ‘All You Can Eat’ buffet in Brussels. It seems he has lost none of his wit and charm and basically turned up for a photo-op, glad handed a few of the seedy looking BNPers and buggered off again although not before being snapped with a ‘White Pride’ flag!
However it was the Infidels who stole the day as one of their members, one Mickey SDL, attacked someone who he thought was a suspect and got himself arrested. Well done. Plod came in heavy and escorted the rest of them away and told them that if they turn up again they will be proper nicked! In an extremely rare moment of perspicacity, panicky posters on the websites sent out word to stay away from the court – which is a tacit admission that they fucked it up. Again. They turned up to demo, couldn’t control themselves, plod got bothered and they have squandered another PR coup by acting like twats. Following on from the EDL’s rubbish national demo last week in Leicester and the Infidels piss-poor turnout in the Rochdale snow, this is yet another PR triumph for the far right. Not really.
It was odd that anyone from the SDL had turned up in Liverpool given that the SDL gave the Infidels the heave-ho last week and Steven Jacobs told leader Snowy ‘Cracker’ Shaw to ‘fuck off’. Read Matthew Collins account here:
http://www.hopenothate.org.uk/blog/article/1572/scottish-declare-independence
Scott Cowan of the SDL was at last weeks Rochdale failure in pig mask and he is none too popular up here. All of which further isolates the Infidels on the far right as do the suspicions that Snowy’s ‘frequent trips to Ulster’ in order to bang the drum are not necessarily to do with music.
There was a sizable counter-demo against the far-right of UAF and other local anti-fascists (not bussed in from elsewhere like the Infidels) who were then accused of ‘supporting pedos!’ In their feeble logic the Infidels think ‘I hate pedos, UAF hate me, ergo UAF support pedos’ and off they dance into the valley of the eejits. The EDL/Infidels see all those against them as ‘UAF’ and do not understand how many people from different walks of life despise them for trying to capitalise on other people’s misery in order to get on the front page of the Echo.
The EDL and Infidels factions are very civic minded when child abuse suspects happen to be Asian but are less enthusiastic when it comes to members of their own little grupuscules. In the EDL we have ‘Mickey Blue Eyes’ AKA Michael Coates who was jailed over sexual offences and Brett Moses who was accused of grooming a 13 year old Canadian girl and let us not forget Richard Price who was nicked for crack and cocaine possession and child porn. Despite being officially proscribed by the EDL ‘leadership,’ many members are still in contact with him.
http://www.edlnews.co.uk/edl-news/paedophile-still-active-within-edl-leadership
At last weeks Infidels fiasco some toothless charmer unfurled a British People’s Party banner. The BPP once had a certain Martin Gilliard as a member and he is currently doing big time over explosives and child porn charges. Oops!
The Infidels should also check out Liam Pinkham (known as Pino 88) who was booted out of the nutty grupuscule British Freedom Fighters (BFF) over an alleged relationship with an underage girl. This was corroborated by a poster called ‘Kim Whitenightshade’ on the Nazi VNNUKforum who confirmed that Pinkham had been having a ‘supervised and non-physical relationship’ with Whitenightshade’s 15 year old daughter but was ‘the perfect gent.’ Isn’t that ‘grooming’?
Liam Pinkham.
So when it comes to ‘pedos’ and ‘grooming’ perhaps the fash should take a closer look in their own ranks
Not content with exploiting child abuse cases, the BNP, EDL and Infidels are all keen to travel to Hyde in Manchester to demonstrate about the poor wee laddies who got attacked last week. And not to be outdone the Casual faction, led by ageing soccer hooligan Jeff ‘Stabber’ Marsh, has announced another Charlene Downes demo which will no doubt be as well attended as the Rochdale washout. Charlene’s brother was arrested last week for assaulting one of the previous suspects in the case so the Casuals are going to support him which will no doubt do wonders for his case.
11 members of the EDL were jailed this week after they attacked some Turkish workers in Carlisle. One of the EDL eejits had just come out of prison for burning a stolen Koran and is now back in again. He obviously prefers porridge to hummus and kebabs. This doesn’t set a good precedent for the Plymouth EDL goons who are up soon on similar charges after a drunken assault on a Kurdish joint. Michael Rafferty, the Ex-Combined Ex-forces own Captain Mainwaring, and Hayley ‘Trouble at the’ Mills are no doubt worried. The delectable Miss Hayley is currently expecting so it could be a case of going from ward to warden in a short space of time. Silly girl.
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