Royston Rage!

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Zika Virus Attacks Racist Bugle! 

Andy Steroidston first came to our notice at the EDL’s Camp Skanky in Rotherham, 2014, when he turned up in a tiny t-shirt he had stolen off a 3 year old. As usual, the ongoing demo kicked off between the drunken members of the  EDL, NWI, NF and BNP, despite the solemnity of the event which was to support the 1,400 teenagers who have been serially abused.


Roidy also had a mixed race girlfriend with whom he attended various racist demos and it was hard to work out who was more confused, him or her. Luckily for the white race, he discretely broke up with her and the whole sad hilarious saga was played out on Facebook (where else) as he raged away full of Vodka, bitterness, and Monster Munch (curry flavour).  In case you didn’t know Roidston was at the Dover Riots earlier this year, running round covered in blood, shouting and threatening anti-fascists for hours yet for some reason, he hasn’t been arrested. He said …


… our survey said: royston 6

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Clashes as anti-immigration groups including the National Front (NF) and the English Defence League (EDL) protest in Dover. In an attempt to disrupt the far-right, anti-fascist groups including Unite Against Fascism (UAF) and the Kent Anti-Racism Network (KARN) hold a counter-protest. Featuring: View Where: Dover, United Kingdom When: 30 Jan 2016 Credit:

So, next time you’re on a demo and don’t want to get nicked, stay in full sight of plod in a cardy covered in blood, running round like a failed bodybuilder chasing squirrels who’ve nicked his steroids! Oh, and Andy, I think we located your missing twin!






About malatesta32

Malatesta, undercover anti-fascist blogger, has analyzed the changing fortunes of the British far right since 2009. He has written for the anarchist magazine Freedom and the book, Militant Anti-Fascism: 100 Years Of Resistance (AK Press 2015).
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