Crivvens! Jings! And Help Ma Boab! Many apologies for blog laxity but ‘something is rotten in the state of Falkirk’ and we’ve had to up sticks and move the Yurt north to pastures grayer, i.e, Perth (whose Latin name means ‘Corpse’). However the UK far right are in a much worse state than Scotland’s 13th most interesting town after their World Wide Washout in Auld Reekie at the weekend. No amount of boasts and blether can disguise an extremely piss poor turnout where ‘we brave few, we band of losers’ who ‘go where we want’ panicked and had to be protected for their own safety.
‘Where are the rest of us?’
After the recent tragic disaster at Westminster (Khalid Masood not Brexit) the far right have accused the Muslim community of ‘not doing enough’ despite Muslims United For London quickly raising £18k for the victims; the Muslim women’s commemoration on Westminster Bridge; and other public and faith figures vocally condemning the attack, as did Masood’s wife. As usual, the neo-Nazis were quick to accuse the Muslim community of sheltering terrorists but forgot all the terrorists, psychos, pedophiles, rapists and domestic abusers that have been exposed in far right groupuscules.
Neo-Nazis defeating Antifa. Again.
UK neo-Nazis have been demoralised by their lengthy prison sentences for the Dover riot, although some remain convinced they ‘defeated Antifa’ whilst others claimed they were victims! They also whinge and whinny about anti-fascists getting lighter sentences but forget that their incarcerated incompetents have very long criminal records indeed. Bacon terrorist Bunny Crehan and OAP robber Nigel Sullivan, who both misunderstood the meaning of ‘suspended sentence,’ had years of previous. As do unemployable shit biscuit women beaters Shaun ‘Fatmess’ Jones and Diddyfiddler, and idiot followers Peter Atkinson, Tommy ‘Down By’ Law, Gary ‘Ichabod’ Crane, Lawrence ‘Friction’ Burns, and Brett ‘Norman’ Vaughan who are all HMP and no doubt abusing their prison issue sports socks in lieu of the muscular caresses of the female infidels.
Bunny Crehan: ‘Hanging Around!’
However, we are not the kind of people to draw comparisons between mucky sports socks and the lady Infidels despite the fact that they’re both baggy, smelly and take as much spunk as you can throw at them! No! Absolutely not cos that’s just rude! We would merely suggest that, whilst awaiting the return of their incarcerated beaus, female fascists prune their ‘Lady Flowers’ which are no doubt sprouting like Chris Bonnington’s beard down the sides of their odiferous leggings – to paraphrase Milton’s Paradise Lost.
Infidelle modelling her latest ‘Saville’ look!
But 1 question still remains unanswered: why is Paul Pitt still at liberty? Be Seeing You!
PS: any complaints (sports socks etc.) please email