Or How To Deny Your Politics In Court Whilst Hoping For A Lesser Sentence (& Not Getting It)
Crivvens! Jings! And Help Ma Boab! Anti-fascist bloggers and commentators have regularly documented the pedophiles, rapists and domestic abusers among the far right but we often overlook the moral cowardice of these arse-breathing Lego legions whose political convictions collapse once they are stood quaking and sober in the dock:
– Whaat? Me Guv’nor? No way never am I no fackin’ racist! Me drinks were hacked by Facebook spiking me account etc…’
So, let us have a quick squint at some racist racists completely denying that their racist racism was really racist and hoping for a lesser sentence (and not getting it).
A Poxon Both Your Trousers!
Although clueless drunken fuckbucket Terence Poxon admitted to being a racist when arrested, for some reason, when it got to court, he suddenly became ‘remorseful and feels guilty and embarrassed at what he did.’ Alas, t’was not enough: 25 weeks of halal turkey twizzlers on the nonce wing for you, Poxy!
Andrew Jenkinson is another classic shitter who couldn’t justify his politics once in court: ‘he denied being a racist, saying a Chinese friend of his had committed suicide because of racist abuse.’
Silly teenager Giulio Vines hates foreigners with funny names so threw bacon at a mosque in a fit of pique, but when arrested he pooed it and said ‘he didn’t fully appreciate the hurt and upset of the people whose cars he threw the bacon at.’ Which we all believed. Giulio, the hater of forrin types, obviously didn’t know that the year before pathological shite-vendor Mark Bennett, who had ‘many, many Muslim friends’ and did a lot of work for charity, was done for the same thing. Bennett was up in court with fellow bacon draper and gay porn activist, Bunny ‘Swinger’ Crehan, who died in prison, although the cause has yet to be disclosed.
Bunny: He’s run his course.
Paul Thornhill is yet another incontinent in grubby sportswear whose patriotic vitriol evaporated once his fat fucken cowardly arse was over the flames of British Justice! In court over 2 similar incidents of racist abuse Thornhill ‘denied being racist’ but got banged up anyway. Shame.
Richard Sykes was done for racist abuse which was amazingly ‘not racially motivated’ whilst shagged out arse-spangle Shaun Grimly-Fiendish ‘changed his views’ just before the court case because he was an actual forrin type! Professional trouser clown Geoffrey ‘Martha’ Farqhar incredibly managed to send racist and homophobic threats but somehow ‘does not hold homophobic or racist views.’ What a truly unique individual. And finally, Mark Trippett is an extremely confused gentleman who has an EDL tattoo on his neck and wears an Infidels t-shirt yet when he ends up in court he ‘insists he doesn’t share their views.’
Trippet: Prison Chic & Secret Wanking!
The ability of racists to suddenly stop being racist once in proximity of the court room, even when pleading guilty to charges of racist behaviour, is truly a modern miracle and something we should all respect, even if we are too fucken stupid to understand irony.
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With many thanks to EDL Criminals, the sexy wee beasties!
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And here is another forinn criminal coming over here taking our jobs! Polish forriner Jakub Wendland set his dog on 2 Muslims in Manchester and yet amazingly, ‘does not consider himself a racist!’ The judge disagreed and sent him to prison for 2 1/2 years. I wonder if the far right will be campaigning for this forrin criminal’s repatriation when he comes out? Somehow, I doubt it.
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