Jobless anti-fascist bloggers managed to get up this morning to reveal the shocking secret of Britain First leader Paul Golding: his massive face is out of control and can change from gormless and pudgy to pasty and engorged in seconds. We photographed Golding & his face today at 11am …
… and then again at 11.02am when it went massive!
Golding, who resigned his Britain First leadership earlier this year but didn’t, has tried to conceal the increasing massiveness of his face by hiding behind big flags on demos, but his face had other ideas and held a press conference at lunchtime today, leaving Golding faceless.
Golding: Face Off!
The face denied rumours that it was competing with Jayda Fransen’s breasts to take over BF but we photographed it when it was back on Golding’s pan sized head explaining what it would to do to Jayda’s cheeky busticules given the chance.
Tonight’s TV Tips
9pm: Black Swan Down (dir. Ridley ‘Bo’ Diddley) in which a brilliant dancer, caught behind enemy lines by Muslims, dances a deadly pas-de-deaux in a broken helicopter but gets stabbed up at the end.
Spoiler Alert: do not read the previous review as it will ruin the film.
Meanwhile, Mrs Queen mourns Diana’s death:
‘Told you, Bitch! Don’t fuck me, I’m the Queen!’
Be Seeing You!