Pauly Poos: What was he thinking?
Last week we published a blog about far right uber-munch Paul Golding of Britain First losing control of his massive face but it seems that the doughy looking potato-man-failure is not so massive elsewhere. His enemies in BF are moving to oust him whilst making outrageous claims about his micro-sized man penis and Pauly-Poos is furious (and he’s certainly putting the fury into Fuhrer!). Deputy leader Jayda Fransen stated that
‘He said it was this big …’
‘… but in reality!’
However Pauly Poos is claiming otherwise:
‘I like to put it between them!’
We spoke to Jayda earlier today and asked how many inches it actually was…
.. then she described her own bizarre quadrangular lady parts:
‘It was like filling a square hole with a tiny penis!’
But the main question is, if Jayda grabs the leadership position, will she have bitten off more than she can chew?
Meanwhile, on Saturday the utterly pointless EDL demo in Newcastle didn’t even come close to treble figures:
Give it up boys, you have achieved nothing! Anyway, tune in next week for more cheap sexist jibes about people we really don’t care about!
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