Crivvens! Jings! And Help Ma Boab! What the absolutely fuckington fuck is wrong with Britain First’s Jayda Fransen? Is she trying to get herself banged up or is she genuinely daft? The latest episode in the head-bangingly tedious story of Jayda’s martyrdom (AKA Stations of the Dross) sees her sitting on the throne of Belfast’s mayor in his dressing gown moaning about being arrested for being a fuck-pumping balloon-heed. She is charged with using threatening, abusive or insulting words at a protest last August, and for inciting racial hatred by making anti-Islamic noises last December, both times in Belfast.
She is getting quite the criminal record. She was convicted of racial harassment during a Luton ‘Christian Patrol’ in 2016, and in 2017, she was charged and bailed for harassment in Kent, but then appeared on a neo-fascist radio show and was arrested very publicly for breaking bail conditions that November. In the meantime, she stood very unsuccessfully in a Rochester election and managed 56 votes!
Golding & Fransen contemplate the void!
Then there’s the boudoir activities and worse according to Weronika Kania, a far right Polish lass of considerable vanity (and whose insides are full of evil worms and things, probably). Ms. Kania posted claims about ‘a Polish female who has allegedly been sexually assaulted by Paul Golding, the leader of Britain First’ although details of this are sparse and it is unclear if there is any legal proceedings ongoing. Weronika is chums with Graham Morris, a former Mexican wrestler known as ‘El T-Bagg’ who had a sexual dalliance with Madame Fransen but who was then hoofed out of the duvet to join the growing circle of BF rejects.
Morris: Well, you would, wouldn’t you?
On Facebook ‘Smith Shell,’ another Weronika groupie, posted several alleged ‘reasons’ why BF are a big bag of boak:
Cutting breaks [sic] in car
Aiding and abetting a crime.’
but again, details are unforthcoming and it is unclear if there any legal proceedings around these allegations.
The Jaydawg looks increasingly desperate for attention whilst alienating many former supporters who are no doubt awaiting her messy demise. Britain First are nothing more than a money grabbing pissant fascist party trying to court controversy whilst clumsily playing martyrs. BF have made the same mistake as the EDL and think that any publicity is good publicity. Well, it isn’t. Ask Max Clifford (via a ouija board)
Be Seeing You!
Though not you, you silly little arsespangle.