Crivvens! Jings! And Help Ma Boab! Never let it be said that the ‘Malatesta’ blog is way behind the times. Although our usual dress code relies firmly on Mr Ben Sherman, Sir Fred Perry and the good Dr Marten, we’ve finally got into the 20th Century with our very own merchandise, or ‘Merch’ as you revolting younger types call it. For some unfathomable reason, adolescents now prefer t-shirts (often untucked!) and training plimsolls even when they’re not doing calisthenics or roller skating. So, with all this in mind (and hoping to make a fortune out of shoddy knock-off tat like Tommy Robinson), we present our readers with ‘Malatesta’s’ new fashion range:
For People Who Have Given Up Trying!
‘Stop Rasim!’ T-shirt: price 10 quid
‘Anti-Fashist’ T-shirt: price 10 quid.
‘Fite Facism’ Hoody: price, fuck it, call it a tenner.
All our stuff is made from 100% real cotton and polyester mix (20%/80%), specially designed by Mr. O Wullie of Auchenshoogle.
Please note, we cannot be held responsible for the shit standard of our clothing or anything else like that!
Oh yeah, we also wrote this…
… 15 quid from our friends at AK Press!
So what are you waiting for? Get those postal orders sent off sharpish!
Be Seeing You!