Crivvens! Jings! And Help Ma Boab! First of all, apologies to everyone who has visited us in the last week for not having put anything up, this was due to our move from the dearth of Perth to the non-stop thrill of Rhyll. Yap indeedy! But it’s been a fun-filled week and a half for the various balloon-head-fuck-buckets of the far right, clutching their worry beads down in legal-town.
Breakin’ The Law!
In case you didnae know, the National Action Men trial at the Old Bailey finished and 2 neo-Nazi eejits got hefty sentences of 8 and 6 years for being part of a banned terrorist group. Weeny Jack-Off Renshaw pleaded guilty to preparing an act of terrorism as he wanted to stab up a Labour MP and a Lady Plod. This, combined with his guilty verdict for racial hate speech, means he is now facing a very grim and lonely future of cold, lumpy porridge (or porage).
Porridge (or porage)
Killers, Thieves & Lawyers!
Another neo-Nazi who is going to the Majesties priz is Peter Morgan, a feeble Cro-Mag pant-shitter who was found guilty of bomb-making and whose ineptitude makes ageing fascist Tony Lecomber look professional. (And if you’re reading this Tony love, give us a tinkle, ok sweet cheeks?). Morgan supports the NF, SDL and White Power (or, more likely, White Powder) and it’s gonna be a long time before he tucks into his ma’s mince and tatties again.
Mince & Tatties (Again).
‘I gotta friend named Tommy The Rob, the guys a racist and a nob … he’s back in the jailhouse now.’
But of course, these febrile gusset pounders are merely a preface to the biggest legal yawn this week cos ‘Sir’ Tommy Caxley-Trousers was in court appealing against his imprisonment and was pretty confident that he’d be eating out tonight at his local halal Nandos …
… but sadly t’was not to be. In court, his barrister said that when he was sent to jail for breaching his suspended sentence the judge ‘fast imposed’ 13 months in the chokey, so the appeal judges adjourned the case in order to take plenty of time to consider ‘Sir’ Tommy Maxwell Housing, not wanting to be accused of ‘fast imposing’ anything. Now that, my friend, is irony.
What all the little Tombliboos greeting over his imprisonment forget is that:
1/ he breached the conditions of his first suspended sentence so has to serve the 10 months for that
2/ he breached the conditions by doing the same thing that he had been done for originally and knew EXACTLY what he was doing
and 3/ he should get all his little Tombliboo-hoo-hoos to shut the absolutely fuckington fuck up cos their whining is causing global warming, outbreaks of vomiting and malicious pooing bouts. Supporters have set up Camp Tombliboo outside HMP the Majesties Priz in protest against reality.
More to come! Be Seeing You!
Well, not you.