Crivvens! Jings! And Help Ma Boab! It seems that mainstream, national and social media are collectively distracted by the release from prison of an unemployed, father of 3, career criminal and violent racist. This means that they don’t have to talk about the fractious government, the chaos of Brexit, and the latest head-crazed Trumpetings: such leaking buckets of cow-cak are the tedious daily meat for all media. Thanks for visiting.
Weird Man-Tits
Anyway, we need to clarify a few things. Yesterdays ruling at the Courts did 2 things. First, ‘Sir’ Tommy Caxley-Trousers appealed his conviction at Canterbury for contempt of court, i.e., filming outside a live trial. The court said no, it stands. Poor Tom. Then, they explained that the judge at his 2nd trial for contempt in Leeds acted hastily so they held up ‘Sir’ Tommy-For-PM’s appeal claim. This means he must go back to Leeds for a retrial where things like mitigation can be put forward by the appellant. He has not been acquitted for either the Canterbury or Leeds cases.
Tombliboos
Weepy tales of Poor Tom’s time in the Majesties priz have been both amusing and pathetic. First, he claims to have been threatened by other prisoners. Well, ‘Sir’ Tommy, if you are an egomaniac, convicted thug and football hooligan with a history of vicious racist provocation, don’t be surprised when others might want to explain a few things to you. YOU are not the victim here. They are reacting to YOUR actions. You fecken pan-full-of-bed-piss!
Second, ‘Sir’ Tommy claims that screws left his door open leaving him vulnerable, even though it is standard practice to leave cell doors open throughout the day for association and you can have yourself locked in if you want to. Finally, ‘Sir’ Tommy claimed he could only use the phone at lunch-times so couldn’t talk to his kids as they were at school – what, despite the fact they have been on holiday for 2 weeks now? Sir Thompson Tracksuit-Trousers, YOU put yourself in prison through deliberate actions and YOU love attention so this is what happens, you utterly-bucketty-full-of-fuckington fuck!
Meanwhile, the Middle Eastern Forum have been putting up the cash for his legal defence by law firm Hinge & Bracket & Bovis, but why Tommy? Well, the UK far right is a mess. UKIP are now resorting to a more overtly racist agenda, struggling to find a place for themselves post-Brexit, but they continue to fall out and change leaders every other month, each one even worse than the last. Britain First were badly damaged when Muttonhead Golding and Jayda Fransen were chucked in the majesties priz and other unsavoury allegations. The National Action Men were banned, rounded-up and stuck on trial which has ruined them whilst the BNP and NF are dead. As are the EDL who have quietly dissolved after the disastrous leadership of Alan ‘Fuckface’ Spence and Ian ‘Smelly’ Crossland who are now clinging to the winnets of the divided Democratic/Football Lads Alliance movement – who have also been courting ‘Sir’ Tommy-For-PM.’
Robinson is the only articulate, charismatic and popular spokesman on the far right not tied to any specific political organisation and as we’ve seen, he has a lot of vocal support and much media value. So whoever secures his favour, i.e., pays him, he will go along with as it seems that his only real concern is money. Whatever the agenda of the Middle East Forum or other shady types behind his funding is, we will leave to you to decide. It’s given us a fecken heed-ache!
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