Tommy Robinson Is A Lying Leaky Bag Of Butt Piss!

Tommy Slapped Up (Again)!

Crivvens! Jings! And Help Ma Boab! Anti-fascists who have spent more than 10 minutes in the game will realise that reality, truth and facts are alien to the far right and that no one is more egregious than ‘Tommy Robinson’ or ‘Stephen Yaxley Lennon.’ His relationship to telling the truth is like his relationship to having a job: there isn’t one. Even his name is a lie. Ever since he got out of the majesties priz (for the 7th time) he has blethered and blabbed about his terrible experiences inside whilst milking the epididymis of gullible Tombliboos for cash!

The only way we know he isn’t lying! 

When the 1st photos of him being released were published, his apologists hysterically claimed he was like a ‘Biafran’ or an Auschwitz survivor (how insulting?) when describing a slim, relatively healthy 35 year old. He did not lose 40lbs cos of starvation, he lost some weight cos he wasn’t stuffing himself with takeaway curry and lager every night. No doubt he will back to his usual XXL when his holiday at Butlins is over and he has had time to drink himself senseless and gorge on junk food. He was also carrying plenty before he went in and needed to lose a few anyway …

Tommy’s Tits & Tiny Tool

‘Sir’ Tommy-For-PM is a massive unwashed hairy bawbag full of lies. He claimed his conditions in the majesties priz were like at Guatanamo Bay where prisoners have been subject to torture, sensual deprivation and barren conditions whilst living in open-air cages in high temperatures. And he claimed he was in solitary confinement which he wasn’t. He had been initially separated for risk assessment over the first 48 hours of his sentence before joining general population where he had the same access to visitors, showers and TV as other prisoners. And neither is he suffering from PTSD and to claim so is an insult to those who genuinely have suffered from it, like the residents of Grenfell Tower, fire-fighters and paramedics. ‘Sir’ Tommy-For-PM claimed his cell was situated opposite a mosque and Muslims were firing shit through his cell door but there is no mosque in the priz and the only shit that’s flying about comes from his mouth.

Why do people trust someone so brazen?: he is a career criminal with a very long criminal record, little of it to do with politics; he has been in prison 7 times and may well be going back following the Leeds appeal; and he flits from one organisation to another depending on who’s holding the money bags. ‘Sir’ Tommy-For-PM will say anything to get attention, pity and, most importantly, money. Would you trust ANY other person with a history like his?

Tommy Robinson’s Band: Banned! 

And in other news, rubbish band The Redenders have been hoofed off the bill at a festival in Troon cos of their Tommy-love. They’ve also got 1990s Oasis haircuts, Poundland shades and sound as shit as they look.

Be Seeing You!


About malatesta32

Malatesta aka M. Testa, undercover anti-fascist blogger, has analyzed the changing fortunes of the British far right for nearly a decade. He has given lectures on anti-fascism, published articles in Anarchist Studies and Freedom magazine and wrote Militant Anti-Fascism: 100 Years Of Resistance (AK Press 2015) which the Morning Star called a '‘Potent Primer On Europe’s Anti-Fascist Struggle … a useful source of information about the fight against fascism.’
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