Crivvens! Jings! And Help Ma Boab! First of all, apologies to all of our readers (apart from the far-right ones) for not updating the blog recently. This is down to 2 reasons: laziness and apathy. Which are pretty much the same thing but when your blog word count is as low as your sperm count, it helps fills things up. Unlike my sperms. We have been suffering from fash-fatigue which is a combination of political despair and exhaustion from all the right wing stuff we have to monitor each day, compounded by the ongoing political migraine that is Brexit.
As far as Brexit goes, we are ‘3rd optionists’ having voted ‘not sure’ rather than ‘stay’ or ‘leave’ and have been holding several rallies in Nanatesta’s front room that may have been small but have clearly had a far reaching effect. We are also suffering from ‘Satyriasis’ which means that when reading satirical blogs then reading news headlines after, we can’t tell the difference. On this blog on 9/11/18, we described ‘Sir’ Tommy MP’s political trajectory thus:
BNP – United People Of Luton – EDL – British Freedom Party – European Defence League – Quilliam Foundation – UK Pegida – ‘UK Against Hate’ – Rebel Media – hovering near the Football Lads Alliance – Generation Irritation -and next UKIP?
How prescient? This is truly politics imitating satire so we apologise if any of our readers are suddenly struck down by Satyriasis.
Anyhoooots, today’s slab of far right fuckpoonery is that ‘Sir’ Tommy Robbing-Bastard has been given an advisory roll by UKIP leader Gerard Batten despite him not being a member and the fact that former members of the EDL and BNP are banned from joining UKIP. ‘Sir’ Tommy MP is to advise Batten on 2 things he knows A LOT about: prison and sexual abuse.
Here is the list of ‘Sir’ Tommy’s visits to The Majesties Priz:
2005: Jailed for 12 months for assault
2010: Arrested for public order offence
2011: Convicted for football hooliganism
2011: Jailed for breaching bail conditions
2011: Convicted for assault
2011: Jailed for rooftop protest in Switzerland
2013 Jailed for using false passport
2014: Jailed for mortgage fraud
2014: Convicted for public order offences
2015: Recalled to prison
2017: Convicted for contempt of court.
I wouldn’t take advice from someone who had been in prison once let alone someone who sees it as a second home.
EDL Race mixing racist David ‘No Toothbrush’ Coppin with racist rapist Leigh MacMillan!
And as far as sexual abusers go there are a lot who follow ‘Sir’ Tommy MP so here is a short list of such predators:
Pete Gillett (above), EDL speaker: 18 years, rape, indecent assault on minors.
Leigh MacMillan, EDL: jailed 17 years, sexual abuse of young girl.
Bruce Cordwell, EDL: 3 yrs, 7 mths, grooming.
Ryan Schofield, EDL, 5yrs, 4mths: sexual assault, assault…
Peter Gillett, (again): jailed for 12 weeks for grossly offensive, indecent, obscene or menacing video.
Alan Boulter, EDL Supporter and all round racist: 20 mths, attempted grooming.
Luke Atkinson, UKIP & Yorkshire EDL Supporter: jailed 4 yrs, 8 mths, grooming young teenagers.
Dean Chambers, EDL & BNP supporter: 5 yrs, sexual assault
Bradley Daniel Alford, EDL Supporter, described as having ‘a deficit in thinking skills.’ 6 yrs, indecent photos inciting a child to engage in sexual intercourse.
‘Sir’ Tommy MP tries to racialise sexual abuse by highlighting ‘Asian grooming gangs’ whilst ignoring white criminals and many of his followers who are just as bad. We state yet again: all sexual abuse is manipulative, cruel and vicious and is more to do with men totally out of control than ethnicity, religion or skin colour. And we again have to ask ourselves this question, too: what is it about Tommy Robinson/Steven Yaxley-Lennon that rapists and child abusers find so attractive?