Right, I’m leaving! (Again)!
Crivvens! Jings! And Help Ma Boab! Regular readers know that when we claim certain things are going to happen they usually don’t. We’ve been predicting the collapse of the EDL since 2012 (although they are clearly surrendering), the political decline of Steven Caxley-Trousers and the death of various old knacker-nazis. All absolutely and correctly wrong. But the other week we did a blog about Mr Caxley Trousers’ group hug with UKIP and said that this would gain new support but also lose older supporters and we were right. A 1st for us!
Above: Nuttall. Not At All Leader!
Ex-Scottish UKIP Leader Mr McCreosote
After struggling out from under the duvet this morning we saw all the headlines on UKIP deserters including Nigel Farrage (a high functioning racist) and some other fucken clowns (with high functioning clown shoes). The general sentiment was that if Mr. Caxley-Fuckface was on side UKIP would turn into a racist party! What? Instead of remaining a racist party? Apparently, the normal nice racists didn’t want to line up with normal not-very nice racists as they felt UKIP was racist enough, thank you very much please.
Above: Not UKIP’s New Leader!
Of course, we predict that Mr. Caxley Trousers will either remain in UKIP, be asked to leave or leave on his own account (which should cover all possible outcomes) but the latter would be no surprise as he has left or abandoned the BNP, United People Of Luton, EDL, British Freedom Party, European Defence League, Quilliam Foundation, UK Pegida, ‘UK Against Hate,’ as well as hovering round Britain First, the Football Lads Alliance, Generation Irritation, and For Britain (or For Gotten as they are now) and so leaving UKIP once the donations cease will just be part of his usual act.
Gerard Batten Adjusts His X-Ray Glasses But He Still Can’t See Through Tommy Robinson
It probably won’t be long until UKIP pass the Batten on and find a new leader as no one has ever stuck it for more than a few months. Being given the UKIP leadership role is like being given a giant lovely attention seeking lollipop but 1 that’s been up someone’s arse. Anyhooots, that’s all for now. Again, we would like to thank people for visiting the blog even though we haven’t put much up of late but we will be trying to do a weekly update each Friday.
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