Tommy Robinson’s Disco!

Crivvens! Jings! And Help Ma Boab! Tommy Robinson aka Steven Caxley-Trousers has absolutely no idea what the fuckington fuck to do. He used the EDL to generate lots of money, and fell out with everyone else due to his greed, and since then he’s been milking the epididymis of his shit-thick fat-necked followers for all he can. But despite all the groupscules and failed ventures he has been involved in, Mr Caxley-Trousers has yet to offer any coherent policy or solution to the problems he perceives. He has created an anti-Muslim platform where he is adored by 1,000s of flappy cheeked beetroot faced racists but what does he actually want? What is he going to do about it? And when might that be? So, in the meantime, just keep donating the coin.

Mr Caxley-Trousers is a disco for people who are hard of hearing, and hard of understanding, who just want a re-run of the greatest hits, ‘there’s no moderate Muslamics… they all  support terror and Ssxual abuse,’ over and over again. He is simply an opinion. And a piss poor one at that. His speeches conflate moderate UK Muslims with extremists and predatory groomers which is ironic because his own followers include a lot of moderate head-boilers, extremists and an unusually high ratio of predatory groomers that he never mentions (see below).

‘Sir’ Tommy Caxley-Trousers is always searching for bigger returns and when his recent trip to America to hoover up all that Yankee dollar was cancelled he was INFURIATED, not because it was a public embarrassment (he’s used to that: see earlier blog) but because he lost loads of cash. 1 of the more hysterical claims by his turnip-headed fuck-bucket supporters is that Mr Caxley-Trousers is a ‘working class hero’ with his double-barreled surname, failed businesses and big posh house. How proletarian. And it’s all paid for by you, you gullible fucken shitbubbles!

Here are some issues facing working class people at the moment. The UK (pop. 66 million) is the 6th largest economy in the world but as of 2018, 14 million people live in poverty including 4.5 million kids. Over 1,300,000 people rely on food banks to survive and 130,000 kids will be homeless this Christmas. Austerity politics are an economic class war that has seen benefits savaged, the vulnerable made more so, disabled people forced into unsuitable jobs or into penury whilst public services, from libraries to mental health, substance, and domestic abuse support, have disappeared. None of this has anything to do with Muslims, extreme or otherwise. And, despite Mr Caxley-Trousers’ claim that sexual abuse is somehow determined by religion and ethnicity, here, in reverse order, is the 2018 Top 10 EDL/Far Right Sex Offenders. 

Alan Boulter, EDL Supporter and all round racist: 20 mths, attempted grooming.

Christopher Gamlin, Britain First supporter: 21 mths, grooming & trying to incite a child into sexual activity.

Bruce Cordwell, EDL: 3 yrs, 7 mths, grooming.

Luke Atkinson, UKIP & Yorkshire EDL Supporter: jailed 4 yrs, 8 mths, grooming young teenagers.

Dean Chambers, EDL & BNP supporter: 5 yrs, sexual assault

Ryan Schofield, EDL, 5yrs, 4mths: sexual assault, assault…

Bradley Daniel Alford, EDL Supporter, described as having ‘a deficit in thinking skills.’ 6 yrs, indecent photos inciting a child to engage in sexual intercourse.

Leigh MacMillan, EDL & friend of David Coppin & Pete Gillett: jailed 17 years, sexual abuse of young girl.

Rapist Leigh MacMillan & David ‘Forrin Wife’ Coppin

Michael Roles, BF supporter: 18 yrs child rape.

Pete Gillett, EDL speaker: 18 years, rape, indecent assault on minors (oh, and an extra wee charge of jailed for 12 weeks for grossly offensive, indecent, obscene or menacing video).

So, will ‘Sir’ Tommy come up with anything like a policy, solution or strategy or will he will be too busy raiding UKIP’s piggy bank for now? Whatever happens, keep sending in the donations, folks!

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