2018: A Review

Crivvens! Jings! And Help Ma Boab! 2018 has been a fractious year for us with the whole Brexit disaster, Donald Trump’s spontaneous presidenting and the far right picking up seats in various parliaments around the globe. Meanwhile, UK anti-fascists have been mobilising in numbers to counter Tommy Robbing-Bastard’s various processions whilst monitoring the erratic Football Lads lot as it expanded, split and contracted.

Hel ‘Hath No Fury – Or Dentist’ Growler

2018 was the year we hit our 300th blog birthday and we celebrated by going out for a curry with Tommy Robinson’s ex-paramour Hel ‘Lol’ Growler  who proved very informative after sex – and we thank her for letting us watch! In January there was a piss-poor EDL demo in Doncaster (with 37 orangu-corpses) whilst Ann-Marie Waters who failed to win the UKIP leadership hat (red, white & blue, with fancy peacock feathers) started a new organisation as no one would play with her at lunchtime. Little Feargals’ For Britain party poked its turtle’s head out in January but that was about it and they are now For Gotten.

Ann Marie Sharkey: Turtle’s Head

In February, white-van supremacist Darren ‘Sharon’ Osborne, who drove a van into worshippers at a mosque, was found guilty of murder after scarcely an hour despite his brilliant defence that a made-up bloke called ‘Dave’ was driving. His in-court acting skills were almost as shite as his lookalike, Sylvester Stallone:

   

 

 

         Rambo                                              Osbo

In a bizarre story, nutty-horror-bag Katie Hopkins overdosed on Ketamine in South Africa following her campaign to put Nelson Mandela back in prison but she was told to leave the country by white racists who found her simply too racist.

FLA Leader John Meighan In Typical Patriotic Pose

By March the Football Lads Alliance, who had suddenly appeared mobilising 1,000s in 2017, had split with the Democratic FLA who were accusing founder John Meighan of hoovering up donation money and not publishing accounts (just like Nick Griffin and Tommy Robinson). The D/FLA were floundering with poor-to-none leadership, absolutely no plans, and the not insignificant rivalries between tedious soccer ‘firms’ full of fat old blokes and grubby teenagers in sportswear.

‘Sir’ Tommy MP: Proper Slapped

Tommy Robinson got belted round a car park (again) which caused another protracted video-whinge whilst Puddin’ Heid Paul Golding and Jayda Fransen of the useless Britain First were sent to the majesties priz for being fuck-bugles and where Braveheart Goldinger blamed everything on Darth Jayda who got more time than he did which was hilarious. Britain First haven’t recovered from it. Good.

Jayda Fransen

In April, we were struggling with fash fatigue and needed a breather, but we reported on the Identitarian movement which has so far not taken hold in the UK as they repeat all the same ould bollocks that the UK far right do already. Then in May, Tommy Caxley-Trousers was sent to prison for the 7th time on contempt charges. There were some ‘Free Tommy’ demos in London which attracted a lot of angry drunks and on at least 2 occasions metro-plod lost control as bacon faced head-boilers ran around the middle of London being dicks. As usual the far right failed to mask up or cunningly pulled their t-shirts over their heads to avoid scrutiny but plod merely rewound the CCTV and started identifying and arresting people. One of the far-right whines is that ‘antifa always wear masks – we don’t!’ Yeah, and that’s why you keep ending up in prison a la Dover you anal drain-piping giant penis sandwiches. Various terror tweenies from banned Nazi groupuscule National Action were sent to the majesties priz, so it’s time for Tubby bye-byes for them.

The National Action Men

Anarchists, militant anti-fascists, and multiple left wing protesters were in London to welcome Donald the Trump to town whilst other demos in the capital, re: Brexit, have been very well attended.  UKIP got another new leader who offered Mr Caxley-Trousers an advisory role on prisons and sex offences – things that many of his followers have either been in or been done for. We predicted this would attract new supporters but repel others and we were right which is fucking rare for this blog.

Trump: Not Funny! 

Captain Yaxley-Mainwaring got out of prison whilst a whole tangled legal process unwound around his poor martyr’s shoulders. He was invited to America to speak to a bunch of racist or zionist spigot-jigglers but was barred from travelling, much to our amusement. The EDL were still struggling without him, crumbling under an inept and trouser fouling leadership, so they held a demo of around 100 in Worcester that was outnumbered by 500 anti-fascists. The DFLA mobilised in London again, were much diminished and outmatched by anti-fascists, and gave metro-plod the old run-a-round again. How embarrassing! By November, Tommy Robinson-Trousers was still snuggled up under the UKIP duvet as members continued to leave.

Pete Gillet: EDL Nonce Division

In December we published an updated list of far right sex criminals – which has been reblogged, retweeted and posted all over the place. Two EDL faces, the repellent Pete Gillet and racist rapist Leigh MacMillan, were banged up in the maj’s priz for mucho long time but for some reason the far right have been remarkably quiet about them. And we started reporting on the Trump disaster-prez which has been most entertaining and something we will be expanding on in 2019.

As for all our readers (but not the far right ones), we say Happy Holidays and thanks for sticking with us, it’s been fun. We have now had 195,590 hits so far but please repost when possible.

Happy Hogmanay and see y’all in the new year!

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About malatesta32

Malatesta aka M. Testa, undercover anti-fascist blogger, has analyzed the changing fortunes of the British far right for nearly a decade. He has given lectures on anti-fascism, published articles in Anarchist Studies and Freedom magazine and wrote Militant Anti-Fascism: 100 Years Of Resistance (AK Press 2015) which the Morning Star called a '‘Potent Primer On Europe’s Anti-Fascist Struggle … a useful source of information about the fight against fascism.’ http://www.akuk.com/index.php?_a=product&product_id=7285
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