Tag Archives: Oor Wullie

#MeToo! Oor Wullie Charged!

Posted on February 9, 2018 by malatesta32

Wullie being taken into custody this morning We regret to inform readers that in the wake of the shocking #MeToo disclosures Arts Editor and Social Commentator Mr. O. Wullie of Auchenshoogle has been ‘resigned’ from the ‘Malatesta’ Blog following a series … Continue reading →

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Auchenshoogle Brigade Under Heavy Manners!

Posted on January 26, 2018 by malatesta32

Crivvens! Jings! And Help Ma Boab! It’s Burn’s Night so we’ll be diving into our MacSween’s Veggie haggis, tatties and neeps, all washed down with Malatetsa’s Newest Cocktail – The Brucky! Aye, take 5 part Irn Bru to 5 part … Continue reading →

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‘Buckets First!’ says Oor Wullie!

Posted on June 19, 2016 by malatesta32

The whole of Auchenshoogle was rocked today by the news that Oor Wullie has joined racist party Britain First. The bucket loving lyrical gangster, always known for his controversial views, has said in the past that he admires BF’s ‘bucket-focussed’ policies: … Continue reading →

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