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#MeToo! Oor Wullie Charged!

Wullie being taken into custody this morning We regret to inform readers that in the wake of the shocking #MeToo disclosures Arts Editor and Social Commentator Mr. O. Wullie of Auchenshoogle¬†has been ‘resigned’ from the ‘Malatesta’ Blog following a series … Continue reading

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Auchenshoogle Brigade Under Heavy Manners!

Crivvens! Jings! And Help Ma Boab! It’s Burn’s Night so we’ll be diving into our MacSween’s Veggie haggis, tatties and neeps, all washed down with Malatetsa’s Newest Cocktail – The Brucky! Aye, take 5 part Irn Bru to 5 part … Continue reading

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