The UK Far Right In 2017

Nazi Gary Crane Gets A Hole In 1 Or 1 In The Hole!

Crivvens! Jings! & Help Ma Boab! Whit a year! 2017 saw us up-sticks & move the yurt to the banks of the Tay, home of fine insects & assorted bitey things, to inhale the independent, rarefied & not very Brexit air of Scotland.  However, bad weather & worse tempers forced us to flee down south to Nanatesta’s caravan in Rhyll to contemplate our future happiness – which didn’t take long as there won’t be any. But at least we could gather round the Bunsen burner sized heater to take swift ales, strong liquor & much succour in the various far right bacon drapers, defenestrators & desecrators of mosques who ended up in prison following acts of Orangu-stupidity.

Crossland: Fucking Ugly Twat! 

The embarrassing EDL, Infidel scrotes, Poo & Mash piss artists and SEA grasses (yes, Paul Prodromofo, we mean you) couldn’t capitalise on the incipient racism behind Brexit or find a media friendly spokesperson who wasn’t a career criminal, football hooligan or incoherent self-abuser, whilst the NF remained splintered and the BNP utterly irrelevant.

Jayda: Well Cross!

Britain First took an energizing colonic when Donald Trump retweeted some of their nasty tasting dumbo-gumbo whilst BF’s leadership were entwined in mutual rancour, sexual indiscretion and penile malfunction. Which is all pretty dire, although not as dire as the BNP and NF factions. Or the English Defence League. The politically catatonic EDL have been ‘managed’ by utterly incompetent & incontinent fuck bugles like Ian ‘Wurzel’ Crossland or ex-BNP Alan ‘Boiled Spud’ Spence. They wander further into obscurity, fouling their trousers, convinced of their relevance, & are the only ones who haven’t realised it was over in 2013.

Saffiyah Khan: Anti-Fascist! 

Other distributors of silly stickers, racist posters & nazi flyers (& we don’t mean Hanna Reitsch) harbour a chronic impulse to boast on social media about the pointless shit they’ve done before having their patio doors kicked in & their shag pile ruined by early morning plod boots. Or indeed, by their former far right associates seeking retribution for drunk & insulting comments the night before.

We obviously cannot ignore the largescale marches of the Football Lads’ Alliance, who told us that they weren’t far-right because they had no far-right supporters & no far-right policies, apart from the ones that they do have. A good friend of the ‘Malatesta Blog’ summed it up, saying ‘they are the EDL without really knowing it.’ Anti-fascists have noted that the anti-extremist FLA only seem to focus on non-white extremists so here is a list of far-right extremists the FLA will no doubt be mentioning in future speeches.

Jailed, suspended or on license.

But the main questions are: can the FLA continue to gather impressive numbers on their ‘non-violent’ demonstrations in 2018? Will supporters start suffering from demo fatigue?  And will they finally unveil a plan on how they’ll be opposing extremism?

We shall see…

Well, that’s it from us for this year.

Thanks to everyone who has supported us.

And be seeing you in the New Year!

About malatesta32

Malatesta aka M. Testa, undercover anti-fascist blogger, has analyzed the changing fortunes of the British far right for nearly a decade. He has given lectures on anti-fascism, published articles in Anarchist Studies and Freedom magazine and wrote Militant Anti-Fascism: 100 Years Of Resistance (AK Press 2015) which the Morning Star called a '‘Potent Primer On Europe’s Anti-Fascist Struggle … a useful source of information about the fight against fascism.’
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