The Malatesta blog is often accused of taking the piss out of the far right, but with today’s subject we don’t need to take the piss, they are donating it in buckets! The latest EDL eejit is called Kieran Wright – which, appropriately, is an anagram of ‘Riight Wanker’ (Kieran son, an anagram is where you jiggle the little letters about and get a brand new word!). Riight Wanker has been in court and made the papers today as this Hero On The Half Shell-Suit had been in hospital following an overdose. Whilst he was there, he made nasty racist comments on Facebook about one of the nurses who were treating him (and no doubt he got the ‘special thermometer’ reserved for difficult patients, just think ‘chocolate lolly’). In court he apologised, like all these racists do when called on it, and said he wasn’t really racist when he obviously is, so not only is he an inept druggie but a cowardly one as well. The fact that Riight Wanker can’t even take drugs properly wasn’t news to us: someone gave him a morphine suppository once but he had to give it back as it wouldn’t fit in his syringe.
Riight Wanker likes to break the rules, especially the 1st rule of criminality, which is ‘Don’t Get Caught!,’ and this hanging simian shit-spigot has been nicked 47 times, so any other members of the criminal fraternity should avoid him like a dog dirt buffet.
Riight Wanker: Arrested Again
A couple of weeks back in Sunderland, a young lass was allegedly abducted and sexually assaulted and 6 Turkish men were arrested over it. As usual, the local EDL etc., had to get involved and as usual, they fucked it up! A demo had been arranged for 1.30pm in the area, and the meeting point was in a bar at 11am so by the time things got going, the EDL were already drunk and aggressive and it kicked off. Not with any of the accused of course, but some Asian guys who happened to live there got attacked. There were 5 arrests including Riight Wanker and a few local eejits including Philip Hackers (‘White Warrior’ & NE Infidels supporter) and Kevin Sayers, a drug dealer.
Why this amateur criminal clutch of jizz-fountains thought they could help the situation is unknown and the poor lass at the centre of this needs to avoid them, case pending.
Riight Wanker isn’t very clever where social media is concerned, and after he had been arrested, charged and released for the demo, what did he do? He got on the Sunderland Echo Facebook page and started arguing with people, acting like a fucken woodentop. We have saved all the screenshots should Riight Wanker wish to refresh his drug addled memory. No doubt his solicitor will want to ram the case up Riight Wanker’s backside, assuming he has removed any contraband he keeps up there 1st. Riight Wanker is obviously pleased that he is in the newspapers so he can boast about it in the playground to his mates, but not all publicity is good publicity, ask Max Clifford.
Not only is Riight Wanker a useless druggie and criminal failure, he likes to beat up women:
And as far as bananas are concerned, rest assured that he will be spending years peeling his in prison when he ends up there. And if he is worried that other inmates may start calling him ‘Riight Wanker’ can we suggest another alias? Something like Tnuc latoT?
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