Victory to Kurdish Freedom Fighters Everywhere!

We hope that our Kurdish comrades’ struggle is a successful one. With love and solidarity to our friends across the world!










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Women, Anti-Fascism & The Struggle Against Tyranny

Whilst the far right in the UK wander about cluelessly referring to themselves as ‘foot soldiers’ with their daft ‘FCK ISIS’ and ‘Taliban Hunting Club’ t-shirts, pretending that they care about the Islamic repression of women, here are some men and women who have actually fought against Islamic extremism as well as other forms of tyranny.


First, we salute the members of the Bob Crow Brigade fighting in Syria 


and the anti-fascists flying the AFA flag in Syria


and the Ukrainian anti-fascists flying the AFA flag


& the young YPJ Kurdish Fighter RIP

But let us not forget the thousands of women who also fought against racism, fascism imperialism and patriarchy in Bosnia …

Bosnian Defender Pointing Rifle October 1, 1992 Sarajevo, Bosnia and Herzegovina


In Columbia with FARC


‘Hey Fascist! Don’t mess with me, Pandejo!’

and the Nicaraguan Sandinistas


and Vietnam


and Cuba


and Hungary against Soviet aggression


and the women who fought in the French Resistance


and the Warsaw Ghetto Uprising


and Italian anti-fascist women


and all those who fought in Spain


We remember you and all our sisters who fight against racism and fascism across the world. 



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Kieran Wright? ‘Riight Wanker!’

The Malatesta blog is often accused of taking the piss out of the far right, but with today’s subject we don’t need to take the piss, they are donating it in buckets! The latest EDL eejit is called Kieran Wright – which, appropriately, is an anagram of ‘Riight Wanker’ (Kieran son, an anagram is where you jiggle the little letters about and get a brand new word!). Riight Wanker has been in court and made the papers today as this Hero On The Half Shell-Suit had been in hospital following an overdose. Whilst he was there, he made nasty racist comments on Facebook about one of the nurses who were treating him (and no doubt he got the ‘special thermometer’ reserved for difficult patients, just think ‘chocolate lolly’). In court he apologised, like all these racists do when called on it, and said he wasn’t really racist when he obviously is, so not only is he an inept druggie but a cowardly one as well. The fact that Riight Wanker can’t even take drugs properly wasn’t news to us: someone gave him a morphine suppository once but he had to give it back as it wouldn’t fit in his syringe.


Wright? Wrong! 

Riight Wanker likes to break the rules, especially the 1st rule of criminality, which is ‘Don’t Get Caught!,’ and this hanging simian shit-spigot has been nicked 47 times, so any other members of the criminal fraternity should avoid him like a dog dirt buffet.


Riight Wanker: Arrested Again

A couple of weeks back in Sunderland, a young lass was allegedly abducted and sexually assaulted and 6 Turkish men were arrested over it. As usual, the local EDL etc., had to get involved and as usual, they fucked it up! A demo had been arranged for 1.30pm in the area, and the meeting point was in a bar at 11am so by the time things got going, the EDL were already drunk and aggressive and it kicked off. Not with any of the accused of course, but some Asian guys who happened to live there got attacked. There were 5 arrests including Riight Wanker and a few local eejits including Philip Hackers (‘White Warrior’ & NE Infidels supporter) and Kevin Sayers, a drug dealer.

Why this amateur criminal clutch of jizz-fountains thought they could help the situation is unknown and the poor lass at the centre of this needs to avoid them, case pending.

Riight Wanker isn’t very clever where social media is concerned, and after he had been arrested, charged and released for the demo, what did he do? He got on the Sunderland Echo Facebook page and started arguing with people, acting like a fucken woodentop. We have saved all the screenshots should Riight Wanker wish to refresh his drug addled memory. No doubt his solicitor will want to ram the case up Riight Wanker’s backside, assuming he has removed any contraband he keeps up there 1st. Riight Wanker is obviously pleased that he is in the newspapers so he can boast about it in the playground to his mates, but not all publicity is good publicity, ask Max Clifford.

Not only is Riight Wanker a useless druggie and criminal failure, he likes to beat up women:

And as far as bananas are concerned, rest assured that he will be spending years peeling his in prison when he ends up there. And if he is worried that other inmates may start calling him ‘Riight Wanker’ can we suggest another alias? Something like Tnuc latoT?

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Anjem Choudary? Fuck Off, Shitbeagle!


Anjem Choudary has finally been sentenced to 5 and a half years at HM Prison Slade under his real name, Norman Stanley Felcher. He is isolated on the nonce wing so people don’t have to listen to all that shit he comes out with. He is allowed a copy of the Koran, Motorhead CDs, and a mucky book, and is let out for 1 hour a day to play on the prison bouncy castle, but not if it’s raining when he has to stay in and do puzzles instead. cock

Anjem Choudary enjoying a joke!

Former fanny magnet Choudary has been allowed to form a vocal trio, The Candy Apple Steamers (that’s gross, Ed.) and their versions of ‘Where The Girls Are,’ ‘It’s Raining Men’ and ‘I’m Coming Out!’ have been a wow with the sex offenders on their wing!


Anjem: Candy Makers & Loving It!’

Choudary’s supporters have included this fucking idiot, Jamaal Uddin, the exotic dancer formerly known as Cheeky Peeches, who converted to Choudary’s version of Islam because he was a fat ginger who always got picked last at football.


Choudary has also been getting some expert tips from an unnamed adviser (below) on how to make friends in prison: ooops

Your face is like a big minge anyway, they’ll love you (long time)!’

He will not be missed.

Be Seeing You! wullie

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Filthy Foreign Barstards!

Live from Margate!

Brexit voters are furious that, despite voting for something they hadn’t thought through, the place is still awash with ‘filthy foreign barstards!’ There were some who found the Brexit ‘Yes/No?’ option a bit complicated but erred on the side of stupidity and voted for something they didn’t understand, according to in-depth research I have just made up. Ralph Hitler of Margate said: ‘I can’t believe it, innit? I got up this morning and there’s still filthy foreign barstards everywhere. There’s one driving a taxi that I’ve used for years, there’s a solicitor called Khan who defended me in court (and not very well I may add, I got a not guilty!), and the geezer in the kebab shop just sells foreign muck!’

greeksForeign Muck

A lady at the bus stop said: ‘Ever since I voted for Brexit the bus has been late every day and it’s cos of those filthy foreign barstard Polish mig-refugees from Albanialand. Ooh, see, here it is. Bang on time again! Typical.’51arnwdnlgl_1_

‘Jus’ Hangin’ & Doin’ Ma Shit!’

We asked several people on the high street about how they thought the economy was faring. One said: ‘Read my lips: it’s not the economy stupid! It’s about filthy foreign barstards coming over, doing stuff that I’ve read about in the paper!’ Another man said ‘It’s the forrins innit! Not only are they filthy, they’re barstards and probably all foreigners as well.’ 51arnwdnlgl_1_

‘You: Foreign. That: Door. Use it & Fack Off!’ 

We asked one man, David Coppin, how many filthy foreign barstards there were in Margate ‘There’s fucken loadsa filthy foreign barstards in Margate, and I should know, I married one!’ We asked how many filthy foreign barstards there were exactly but he had trouble doing adding.

coppin 2

‘Err 2 and 2 is 5…’ David Coppin: Thick Cunt


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Brexists? Yes, they really are fuckbugles!


London: March For Europe

On Saturday, 1,000s of people across the UK joined the March For Europe, urging the government to delay initiating Article 50 for Brexit until the terms regarding economic, social and political relations with the EU are explained, clarified and in everyone’s interests, not just those of Tory elites, insular racists and fuckbucket UKIP mediocrities. Of course, the Brexists just claimed ‘Nerr, Nerr! We won, get over it’ and yet again, failed to understand the complexity of economic reasons behind it all.


‘See you later motherfuckers!’

Well, the reasons the marches took place were that the referendum was only advisory and is neither law nor  binding;  there is no figurehead leading the UK out of the EU; there is no exit strategy for Brexit; and Brexists have little political cohesion beyond voting the same in a ‘Yes/No’ vote.


‘Right fuck off! I’m getting pissed!’

The referendum was enormously influenced by the migration row and many failed to realise that problems with benefit cuts, NHS, public services, unemployment, housing shortages, and lack of resources are not to do with ‘immigrunts’ but austerity programmes, originally initiated in 2008 under Labour and continued by the coalition and Cameron’s government. Billions of pounds of public money have been spent bailing out the banking crisis and it will not be repaid so the money has to be recouped from elsewhere, that is, public spending.iStock_refugees_0As far as immigration in the EU is concerned, 100s of 1,000s have had to flee wars that the UK helped initiate in Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria, Libya and so on, and it is immoral to refuse help to the people whose livelihoods you have just destroyed: ‘We just came to help you by blowing up your house and country, but don’t come round mine asking for a free lunch!’ Think about it: what would make you leave your home, your clothes, cars, pets, family, jobs, neighbours, etc., and flee anywhere you possibly could?

Anyway … We got a really good response from a friend of ours about this article that very much merits inclusion here:

DM: ‘I can see within six months Brexiteers asking for a second referendum , because day by day we see and hear bits of the Governments plans and more and more these plans are not going down well with the leavers, you see all though most people realise that all we voted on was should the UK stay or leave the EU, but many leavers believe they voted for more than that , many believed that where voting for an Australian style points based immigration system, well that has been shot down in flames, many believed that a leave vote would put a total end to EU migration . but according to the government the reason they don’t want a points based immigration system is that it doesn’t give them the power to control the number of EU migrants , so it looks like there will still be EU Migrants, many farmers voted leave because they where told that a Brexit vote would not effect their subsidies, now the government have guaranteed their subsidies till 2020. But we will not activate article 50 until 2017, so we wont leave the EU till 2019, so their subsidies have been guaranteed for less than 12 months, and as more and more of the Government plans come out more and more Brexiteers are becoming disillusioned.’

Mal: ‘I think they expected it to be law. It isn’t, its advisory: should we leave or not? That’s it. With head Brexists leaving, Cameron giving up instead of leading his govt thru it, and Theresa May overwhelmed by being PM, no one has a clue.’

Then GM said Blowjob Bonson was waiting to swoop in on wings of Silvikrin

DM: But How much better is Boris , how strong is Boris’s will to leave the EU, this is part of his record, in 2006 , he made a documentary called the dream of Rome , in which he praised the expansion of the EU and championed the call for Turkey to be accepted as a member, earlier this year at the start of the Referendum Debate he said ” A leave vote would be good , as it would put Britain in a Stronger position to negotiate a better deal to stay in ” , in and Interview for the BBC countryfile programme During the debate , he said in response to a question about the Unskilled EU migrants that British Agriculture has come to rely on ” Post Brexit any EU citizen coming to the UK with a Job offer would be welcome” And Just this week during a visit to an English Language School in Warsaw he told young Polish students that he looked forward to welcoming them to the UK.

Mal: The correlation between Donnie Fashco aka Trump and Boris goes beyond crazy hair do’s: they will say whatever they think pleases at the given time.

GM: Brexit is very unlikely to happen. Brexists are full on deluded. Everything they were promised was retracted within an hour of Brexit winning the vote. No one expected the vote to go the way it has and now people are left scratching their heads wondering how to solve a problem like Brexit. I’m all for democracy, a lot of people just throw the word around without understanding it’s meaning. I’m not bitter or angry, I’m amused by it all. It’s all a bit Dads Army.

Cheers DM & GM! To be continued …

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Gillett? The Worst A Man Can Get?

Crivvens! Jings! And Help Ma Boab! Even old slags like us have been surprised by the ineptitude, fuckbuglery and internecine quarreling of the shitcones on the far right reaches of political reality. Whilst Donnie Fashco aka Trump popularises xenophobia Stateside, Nigel Farage stood down from the UKIP leadership to grow a shit buzzer and left without a replacement or plan to exploit Brexit. Britain First are under heavy manners banning them from mosques and Luton in general; the BNP and NF have collapsed; and the tiny clutch of neo-nazi arsetrombones and white pride whinnets are either in jail, about to go there, or have been scared off the scene.


Diddyfiddler, NorthWestImbecile: In prison! 

The far-right increasingly looks like a soap opera where a finitely small and unpopular amount of players interchangeably accuse, defame or offend their latest enemies, i.e., their former friends. Down on the EDL farm, the latest episode is over Pete Gillett who looks like the 3rd Mitchell brother and is the star or his own lack-of-reality-show. We first saw Gillett at the piss poor Nottingham EDL demo in August, giving a bizarre speech on the Illuminati and other such gibberish.


Kray & Gillett: ‘Boys like us, like boys like us!’ 

Gillett, a failed pop singer and ‘adopted son’ of 1 of the Kray Twins, is embroiled in the usual splits and splinters and accusations of ‘noncery’ and personality disorders. He also has a very long criminal record which is a lot more entertaining than his other records. He has been done for heroin dealing and armed robbery so has extensive relations with plod. Whilst the EDL accuse each other of deeds both foul and infamous, no one has pointed out that Gillett suddenly appeared less than a month ago and has caused an enormous amount of chaos and dissent between the remaining few dozen EDL members. Odd that! We will be sending him a (2nd hand, unread) copy of Matt Collins’ book Hate as a reward. But fear not EDL, Liam ‘Pampers’ Walsall is going to sort it out!


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