Friday Blog: Extra

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Crivvens! Jings! And Help Ma Boab! The presidency is getting ever weirder and more dangerous for the Deep Fried Shredded Wheat Hairdo. On Thursday Trump conducted a bad tempered press confrontation on the White House lawn before going down to see his invisible Mexican force field. Also on the lawn was a fucken massive helicopter which was making such a screaming racket that Trump and the journos could hardly hear each other. It didn’t really matter as with most things regarding Trump it wasn’t hard to see through him and his body language, Sunny D face and pouty arse-mouth showed how under-happy he is with all the shit currently flying around him.

Arse Mouth

He called 80% of the press pack fake news and still blames them for all the negative coverage about him rather than taking responsibility for his ever increasing stupidity and political isolation. Trump is very aware that the Mueller investigation into his Russian dealings is coming to a close so the hoo-hah over the wall is a convenient distraction. The press have been reminding Trump that he claimed that Mexico will pay for the wall. Which he says he didn’t say. Or did. Or not. He’s still unsure. 

Spare Hair 

It is now 21 days since Trump petulantly shut down the government and federal workers have not been paid this month, money much needed following the usual Christmas splurge. The Great Donzo is being intransigent whilst the dominant Democrats are refusing to give him any funding for his Latino Concrete Hedgerow. 

Trump is fucked. He has been trying to run the presidency like a family business, i.e., The Soprano Family. He is too used to being the Big Chimp CEO where no one questions his judgement, poor as it is, and he is not used to consultation, cooperation, or group decision making, and he’s not overtly keen on criticism either as it just makes him more paranoid and irrational. What is funny is that Trump’s supporters voted against the cronyism, power cliques, and nepotism of the American ruling class but have yet to realise that Trump’s beleaguered inner circle is a classic example of cronyism, private cliques and nepotism. 

Trump will not read governmental papers and can’t pay attention for longer than 2 minutes – incidentally the time he needs to climax when diddling Ivanhoe or Melanomia or whatever his daughter is called. He did a press conference and had 2 sheets of paper with big writing on it because his recent TV address to the nation where he read off a tele-prompter was piss poor.

There is no doubt that Trump is shitting it: his former cronies have been spewing out dirty details and earlier this week it was revealed that he has employed 17 new lawyers to cope with all the criminal investigations. It doesn’t matter how many fucken lawyers he hires, he is feeling the heat intensify and knows he is running out of time. Business relations with Russia and Putin; paying off women he had affairs with;  using money from 1 part of his empire to fund his election campaign; the money from the Inaugral Committee being paid to Trump’s hotels… you know the rest. 

As for us, we are enjoying every minute of it and are hopelessly hooked on the commentaries on CNN and NSBC with Don Lemon, Dana Bash, Wolf Blitzer … I mean, where do they get these amazing names? We will be blogging about this weekend’s anti-fascist activity when we get chance.

Be Seeing You!


About malatesta32

Malatesta aka M. Testa, undercover anti-fascist blogger, has analyzed the changing fortunes of the British far right for nearly a decade. He has given lectures on anti-fascism, published articles in Anarchist Studies and Freedom magazine and wrote Militant Anti-Fascism: 100 Years Of Resistance (AK Press 2015) which the Morning Star called a '‘Potent Primer On Europe’s Anti-Fascist Struggle … a useful source of information about the fight against fascism.’
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