Royston Rage!

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Zika Virus Attacks Racist Bugle! 

Andy Steroidston first came to our notice at the EDL’s Camp Skanky in Rotherham, 2014, when he turned up in a tiny t-shirt he had stolen off a 3 year old. As usual, the ongoing demo kicked off between the drunken members of the  EDL, NWI, NF and BNP, despite the solemnity of the event which was to support the 1,400 teenagers who have been serially abused.


Roidy also had a mixed race girlfriend with whom he attended various racist demos and it was hard to work out who was more confused, him or her. Luckily for the white race, he discretely broke up with her and the whole sad hilarious saga was played out on Facebook (where else) as he raged away full of Vodka, bitterness, and Monster Munch (curry flavour).  In case you didn’t know Roidston was at the Dover Riots earlier this year, running round covered in blood, shouting and threatening anti-fascists for hours yet for some reason, he hasn’t been arrested. He said …


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Clashes as anti-immigration groups including the National Front (NF) and the English Defence League (EDL) protest in Dover. In an attempt to disrupt the far-right, anti-fascist groups including Unite Against Fascism (UAF) and the Kent Anti-Racism Network (KARN) hold a counter-protest. Featuring: View Where: Dover, United Kingdom When: 30 Jan 2016 Credit:

So, next time you’re on a demo and don’t want to get nicked, stay in full sight of plod in a cardy covered in blood, running round like a failed bodybuilder chasing squirrels who’ve nicked his steroids! Oh, and Andy, I think we located your missing twin!





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Coppin Barely Coping With Reality!

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‘Hey ladies, I can do it this many times a week!’

One of the more bizarre followers adrift among the UK’s far-right effluent is David Coppin, a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an Idiot. Coppjockey likes attending pointless demos by far-right groupuscules with more initials than supporters like the NWI (North West Imbeciles). He spent loads going to a non-existent demo in Preston before realising that the organisers had spent the previous night with EDL Royal Couple, Stella and Charlie and were incommunicado! Dafty David also went to Dover last year and got his head kicked in! Here is Coppin coppin’ a kickin’ in Dover on the deck … coppin

… and then appeared on Jeremy Kyle.


He can usually be seen at far-right demos looking like a gormless hyena having a particularly difficult poo. The clueless racists he follows see him as ‘a bit special’ cos he is as bright as a broken light-bulb buried in your shed somewhere.coppin fiddler

David is very confused: despite his vicious racism and mouse-cock misogyny, he is married to a Philippino ‘pre-op transvestite’ (according to DJ Davey Shitbiscuit) and has helped her extended family to move to the UK, if the rumours are true.


She apparently gives him 30 quid to bugger off all weekend and play with other nasty drunken failures like Shane Calvert, Shaun Jones and Roy Price, or he would do if they weren’t all in jail.


Dribbling Coppin: He won’t love you long time! 

And jail is something Desperate Dave has managed to avoid despite being at Dover and Liverpool and nobbing about with the pointless South East Alcoholics (SEA) when it all kicked off. Daffy Ducker is also keen on posting incriminating images on various social media. Odd that. And although he has a small income from his modelling work with ‘Boyz R Us!’ agency, he still manages to get to every demo, which is costly. Odd that, too. When not wasting time and money gadding about with clueless nazi fuckbugles, he is to be found in Sheldon’s in Margate, weeping into his pint, drinking his sad and lonely days away. Be Seeing You!


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That’s Another Fat Mess You’ve Got Me Into!


‘Gimme that pasty you antifa rascal!’ 

In 2012, the NorthWestImbeciles stated that it was going to be the year of the Infidels but, as with most of their claims, it never happened (like the demos Fatty Jeffrey Marshbubbles and his made up His Poo & Mash call). It turns out that 2016 is the year of the Infidels – the year in which they all go to prison with their other chumly chums: Peter Atkinson, Roy Price, Tommy something or other, and Joshua Bonehill who are merrily wasting their lives in jail. So, too, is double-sized half-wit Shaun ‘Fatmess’ Jones, a gargantuan oaf who makes Kevin ‘Underpants’ Smith look positively slim and attractive.


It Ain’t Over Till The Fat Bloke Whines!

Shaun ‘Fatmess’ Jones of the Infidels should not be confused with the other Shaun Jones of the Infidels who was jailed for child sex offences (as were NWI’s chums James Swindlehurst, Michael McQueenie, and Michael Coates). Incredibly, this Shaun Jones is much less charming than his noncey namesake! Fathead gatecrashed a buffet then bit the ear off an OAP thinking it was a sausage roll and got 4 1/2 years. This week he got another 18 months for the Dover riot: the judge had no sympathy for the fake tears of this clown, a well known wife-beating, coked up, drunk. Shaun prefers to attack women, especially those on their own or living with young kids. Here are a few of his vindictive missives to one female comrade:

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and so on …  Well, he won’t be doing that for another 5 years at least although there are plenty of others on the far right who do the same thing and we will be exposing in this blog over the next few days! Tune in next week! Be Seeing You!


‘Fuck Off Fatty!’


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Diddy Fiddles & Never Learns!


‘Get in your cell Calvert you ‘orrible little scrote! ‘


Joint Winners of the Self-Administered Dirty Sanchez Competition

For the last few years, Shane O’Calvert or Diddyfiddler has been leading the hapless NorthWestImbeciles into various humiliating confrontations where he can always be seen in the thick of it, right at the back. Like here at Liverpool Lime Street shitting it …


and here on St’ George’s steps shitting it …


and here in Brighton after being bricked, slapped, and chased by antifascists, shitting it.


Although Diddyfiddler only has tiny baby legs he is very good at running away from political opponents as well as responsibilities like getting a job or looking after all his kids he has nothing to do with. He was done for assaulting his pregnant partner which put him in prison in 2012, and has little to do with her or the child. He was recently living with another gullible woman and her kids before he went off to face charges in Dover. Ever the tight-arse, Diddyfiddler deliberately filmed his willy in court then got remanded so he could save the money for the homeless hostel he was booked into. Rumours that he talks to police are, of course, completely unfounded:


‘Come on Diddyfiddler, the Chief Constable wants to talk!’


He will now be joining other law abiding patriots in prison such as Joshua Bonehill, Shaun ‘Fatmess’ Jones, Peter Atkinson, Roy Price, and Tommy Allen, along with other far-right tossproducts like John O’Brien and assorted women beaters and online haters. Let’s hope they bump into Anjem Choudry and his fuckbeagle idiot followers for meaningful debate… and in other news, anti-fascists are sitting back laughing with a couple of beers as the EDL is wracked by continuous infighting and splintering. Give it up lads, it’s embarrassing for you!

Be Seeing You!  Well, not you … 


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Far Right Misogyny (continued …)

Late last night, I got a message from an anti-fascist comrade asking for advice to give to a young female activist who was being harassed by fascist bullyboys. These cowards are the kind who pull women’s burkas off in the street and are typical of the EDL, NWImbeciles, NF etc., who like to terrorise women living on their own or with their kids. Not only that, but they also like to send the vilest, most misogynistic abuse to women usually from fake accounts on Facebook, although some of the following we know all too well.

These disgusting, cowardly, shitbugling fuckbeagles have all sent these abusive messages to 1 female anti-fascist comrade: Darren (Daz) Lumb, Richard McConnell, Mark Hibble, Jon MacLachlan, Alan Marsden, Jake William Annable, Gareth Claydon, Robert Staniforth, James Swindlehurst, George Mayne, Lynn Thornton, Edmund Holliday, & Tom Hyslop. If you know them, then let us know!

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Depressingly more abuse to be published shortly. Do not underestimate how cowardly, hateful and disturbing these psychos are. In Solidarity to female comrades everywhere. Mal








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‘Speccy Twats Fucked!’

Speccy Twats, the high street gegs for a quid shop, has been accused of cutting corners in order to keep costs down. The ‘Buy 1, Get None Free’ chain has marketed itself on cheap eye tests and shit frames but consumer protection nosy bastards from Whaaat? magazine say their ‘pay-as-you-go’ eye tests have failed to meet industry standards. 1 customer, known only as ‘Alex,’ said ‘the eye tests are fine but the preliminary exam is pretty thorough …


At first I was like this …

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Then I was like this …

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And now I’m like this!

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But at least it stopped me raping people. Now where’s that fucken door?’


‘Speccy Twats! You pays yer money …’ 


Tune in next week for more unfunny shite fae Auchenshoogle! 


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Combat 18 Terror Clown Snitches!


C18’s Charlie Sergeant: He’s a Chubber! 

Crivvens! Jings! And Help Ma Boab! The Brexit result appears to have legitimised populist racism and there has been a rise in racist attacks but, as usual, the UK far right are hopelessly splintered and have failed to capitalise on it. Instead they spend their time bickering on increasingly abandoned forums like VNN UK which is about as busy as the snack kiosk at Chernobyl. Amongst the remaining cracked-nuts, groupuscules, and bizarro Hitlerite fantasists is Eddie Stampton, one of the few Nazis with a sense of humour who is often accused of subterfuge, hoaxes and humbug. Recently, after a tired and emotional afternoon in The Two Ways Inn, we were winding up C18 jailbird Rob ‘Larry’ Grayson about Eddie’s latest book ‘Combat 18: My Part In Its Downfall’ (Milligan Books, 2016) who then posted up our message on Shirtfront nazi site which led to a particularly confused and amusing exchange!


Nazi Rob: Here’s the proof that Eddie Stampton is working for AFA and the [proposed White Lives Matter] march was a honey trap. It’s on Twitter if every one wants to read it.

Nasty Nob: Are you Rob Gray and why are you corresponding with the Antifa?’

Noisy Gob: Yes of course, Antifa always expose their assets and it is also very plausible a commie from the UK would own a share in an American publishing house that would publish a “far-right” book.

Nasty Nob: I aint no mate of Eddie Stanton’s … anyone with any sense knows that 20 odd year old middle class red blogger Malatesta from Bristol [!!!] owns about as much off that publishing company as you do

Noisy Gob: Is he from Bristol? I thought he was a Scot?

Nazi Rob: prove that he don’t own part of that publishing company and why has he asked me on behalf of Stampton to help him with a book. I told him where to go.

Nasty Nob: By submitting your post you are doing his work I would also inform you that on that post (which had more than one red posting) they also claim that they have more than Stanton grassing to them, are you one of the others? … If you believe that red is a share holder you are even more stupid than even I thought … no wonder the reds run circles round us when people like you are about. Just curious [but] you’re speaking to Malatesta about a book so your talking to Antifa ?

Ho! Ho! Ho! Whit a mess! And as for ’20 odd year old middle class red blogger Malatesta from Bristol,’ 4 out of a possible 6 statements are completely wrong. For a start I’m fae fucken Leith, you hairy bawbag! By the way, Rob ‘Larry’ Grayson was a ‘footsoldier’ for Combat 18 who made a wee fanzine, The Fluffer, and ended up in jail, as did the rest of that over-rated, non-achieving, delusional fuckspigot group who weren’t either murdered or who turned informer. Here’s the latest ‘Combat 18 Terror Machine T-Shirt!’

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